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A man comes across his lover in her bedroom and observes her pleasure herself. The sight he beholds is quite stimulating. He decides to help her along.
A man is with his attractive girlfriend when an attorney interrupts them, informing him of a large will. The attorney is quite attractive in her own right... sparks fly. First attempt at this, so instructive feedback is appreciated. Really.