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Younger pharmaceutical rep is seduced by his kinky "aunt" (actually a cousin) and talked into joining her research team conducting a clinical study in which lots of women will volunteer to drop 'em and bend over for something long and hard to be poked into their bottom. Some of what you're thinking, but actually the study involves a fertility injection that doesn't work so well.