Notification of maintenance: In the next week we have to upgrade the servers due to increased demand. That may result in outages as we make the upgrades. Sorry for any inconvenience.
Sitting on the balcony whilst on holiday a noise disturbed me. Closer investigation revealed a hole to witness some hot solo action which triggers a powerful climax on both sides of the divide.
Sales girl is desperate to close some deals. She is pursuaded to offer a few extras. After success she celebrates with her new girlfriend discovering some things she didn't know.