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How I shared my wife with my neighbour after finding him watching her undress through our bedroom window. This is a true story. I haven't even changed the names. If you are wondering why I have set out the details so clearly it is because the events are so burned into my mind that I think of them often. I am not a writer as you will be able to tell quite quickly.