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Husband and wife with wife's mother visit her female friend who's husband is confined to wheel chair. He is impotent but likes to look. Scene ensues where 3 women present dress for him (after suitable encouragement etc). Husband has sex with all 3 women whilst wheel chair bound husband watches/touches. Written in the form of a 'Reader's Letter'