Notification of maintenance: In the next week we have to upgrade the servers due to increased demand. That may result in outages as we make the upgrades. Sorry for any inconvenience.
This story is absolutely true. It happened like I'm telling it. Did I embellish it a bit for story? Sure, but the essentials are real. When I think about this incident, I think about when I used to go to "Ray's Bar and Grill"