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A woman sends an idea for a new bondage booth to a famous erotica producer, unaware he wants her starring in it for his next movie. (Bondage, domination/submission, nudity but no intercourse)
(Spicy but too much fade-to-black to be considered erotica) A genie offers a man infinite wishes if he agrees to a few conditions. Negotiations and sexy shenanigans ensue.