It's entirely fair to call this story's main characters Dr. Rollins and Dr. Warren "mad scientists." One invented healthy cigarettes, and the other enhances anal sex surgically. If smoking or butt sex bother you at all, please read something else.
After a terrible car crash, pretty eighteen-year-old Sherry is a helpless quadruple amputee. Can she ever be happy again? With help from an Elf and a bit of Christmas magic, who knows? - - - Includes a few paragraphs of mild pee/scat.
This fun autumn tale has no romance or sex, just school children using their imaginations. Remember playing outdoors with your friends when you were a kid? Running around playing tag, hide and seek, cops + robbers, and other fun games? If not, ask your grandparents what kids used to do way back before cell phones...