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I, Steve, am in my room (still living at home) studying when I hear my older sister, Michelle, and my younger sister, Lisa, in Lisa's room, and the conversation and subsequent actions are... well, unexpected. Or read and be the judge yourself. As a non-native English speaker (I'm Swedish), please forgive the occasional grammatical error or awkward phrasing.