Old Man with a Pen: Blog

Figment said, What?

I bought a bunch of jelly beans...Orange tastes like orange, red tastes like strawberry or cinnamon or other red fruit. Blue tasted like blueberry...green was spearmint or wintergreen, black was licorice...I was working my way through the bag and found pink. I wondered what pink tastes like.

Pussy pink tastes like pussy. Figment said.

Yeah...me too

I have the urge to build a Gemmer Hawken.

Figment is right.

There is no doubt about it...you have to quit reading your own writing! Figgy said.

"???"

You make our pacemaker work overtime. It's disturbing my train of thought.

"???"

I get dizzy when you run out of oxygen she explained.

There are inconsistencies. I know. I'm NOT fixin' 'em. You story Nazis can go suck eggs. I like 6 much better than 5.