Notification of maintenance: In the next week we have to upgrade the servers due to increased demand. That may result in outages as we make the upgrades. Sorry for any inconvenience.
Gentlemen, remember. There's 3 reasons why a woman is like a sunset.
1: They are beautiful.
2: You never get tired of seeing them every day.
3: Nothing compares to them going down in front of you on a warm summer night.