Cousins Stories

The rough but real story of how my cousins knocked me up when I was 24.

This is a misogynistic fantasy about a California kid who's about to turn 16 and he's nervous. Nervous because of a family tradition from the female side of the family where mom gives him his birthday present. A normal 16 year old might get a car. In this family, the boy children get an education in sex. Every female for generations has been raised to carry on the family tradition and part of that tradition is implied submissiveness.

I chose a religious university based on its personal learning atmosphere and impressive academic credentials. Although frustrated at times with the strict rules I'm sure in the future I won't regret my choice. In comparison, my cousin Kristen chose hers based on being close to home and having a good time; apparently a degree was an afterthought. When I was home on break I got to experience dorm party life at my cousin's university which was just a tad bit different from mine.

It's almost impossible to believe that four years could pass so quickly. I was graduating from college today! It was a special weekend in my life, one my dad was all too happy to make even more special for me.

Lately I've been thinking about how to approach my boyfriend about my incestual family life as I think he may want to propose soon. Wouldn't you know that my cousin would take matters into her own hands. It was my fault - should have known better than to give the slut any ideas. Note: I wasn't there when this took place so I go by what my cousin and aunt told me. Thus I had to use some "literary license" to fill in the gaps and and reconcile differences in in their memories.

Thanksgiving has always been a time for our family to get together. Each year we switch off as to who hosts the event and this year it was my dad’s turn. As things turned out, his brothers had more to be thankful for by the time the day was over.