Drunk/Drugged Stories

Exploits of a masterful swimming coach and his ability to get himself in trouble for letting the 'little-head' do the thinking for him. He does manage to spend most of his life putting together swimming acts and teaching, expecially young women, on how to swim for competition. He also manages shows with syncronized swimming, but there is always the ever present problem of the 'little-head' getting him into trouble.

In this adventure story, two American high school girls are kidnapped while traveling in Europe. A cruel German countess takes them to her castle to train them as sex slaves. Meanwhile, a tough American detective searches for, and attempts to free them.

A French nun familiar with astrophysics, global warming, and the predictions of Nostradamus? An American teenager who learns that she can save the world from environmental disaster only by sleeping with a former vice president?
So, uh, Marsh. You might want to look into having those meds adjusted. Just saying.