When someone asks me where to go to meet people I always give them the same answer - church! At first this may sound like the LAST place to meet someone, especially if you're looking to get laid, but if you think about it, it's full of people who probably are NOT going out to bars and clubs yet are desperate for sex! As it turns out, recently my own advice proved to be true once again for me when I was reunited with an old flame - in more ways than one.
Everyone has something to be thankful on Thanksgiving. This year I found myself to be especially thankful for my Uncle Jim. Of course, his son was there to help out his dad!
Twelve-inched well-hung Henry Humper spends the afternoon with his chubby sixteen-year-old cheerleader daughter Honey Humper and her gigantic young boobs. This story is a satire!
Based on the series 'The Walking Dead', the story follows the remaining family members making their way from Alabama to a safe haven in Georgia. Continuously searching for basic necessities and safety from the shuffling hordes of "biters", Michael, along with his younger brother David, brother-in-law Mitch, nephew Dylan and daughter, Addison, struggle to maintain their humanity in the midst of a chaotic world full of murderous zombies and lascivious human survivors.
Xiaoxu immediately twisted again, shouting in shame and anger: "Dad, I will get married in the future! Are you doing this to me and my mother?!" But lust filled my mind at this time, and I couldn't listen to my daughter's words at all. At this time, I only felt my lower body swelling up, and I knew that if I didn't take out the penis, I would be suffocated to death.
I asked her to dance, and she wasn't too steady on her feet. Her breath reeked of liquor and she had a faraway look. I was twenty-two years old, in a strange city, and had few friends. Dances were the only places I knew for meeting women. This story is partly based on an actual incident in the author's life.