Genie Stories

The Bacon Butler: A magic lamp, a botched wish, and a life changed by bacon.

A Story in the Matt and Sophie's Genies Universe
Being a Genie's Master can be fun. Being the brother of a Genie's Master, on the other hand, can be less fun.

Be careful what you wish for, or more likely, how you wish for it. / (Reviews)

Brian Abell is a forgotten man living in a rusted trailer on the edge of nowhere. He was obese, unloved, and invisible to a world that never gave him a chance. Bullied since childhood, abandoned by his mother, and rejected by women and society alike, Brian spends his days scavenging storage units and venting online. But when he discovers an ancient amulet containing Sila, a powerful and seductive jinn who has waited centuries to be freed, everything changes. She offers him three wishes.

A Lisa Story
In an attempt to satisfy her creative urges, Lisa takes a pottery class. Illustrated.

Rod pisses off a powerful sorceress and gets cursed. See how he turns it somewhat towards his advantage.

A Rachael of Emarukistan Story (3)
Rachael's slave training business is doing well. She agrees to train a young female slave on behalf of the Grey Monks, a quasi-religious order with an unsavoury reputation. When Rachael gets to know her trainee's background she is unwillingly drawn into the murky politics of the Grey Monks. A betrayal puts Rachael's own freedom from slavery at risk.

A Story in the Matt and Sophie's Genies Universe
The journey home from a school trip is quite the experience for a Year 11 Geography class.

A parody of the old television show "I Dream of Jeannie" this story takes a rather sexy turn on that storyline...