Mike Davis is playing hooky from school to play video games. Unbeknownst to him, his father is a little wise to his scheme and sends his secretary to babysit his son. However she takes a liking to him and decides that she will teach him more than a few things off the official curriculum.
After a terrible car crash, pretty eighteen-year-old Sherry is a helpless quadruple amputee. Can she ever be happy again? With help from an Elf and a bit of Christmas magic, who knows? - - - Includes a few paragraphs of mild pee/scat.
Robin is a young girl who works for my restaurant. One night after closing, she comes back for a pit stop while I was doing inventory. That stop turned into a really fortunate event for me when I wound up doing more than inventory, and way more than she bargained for, but she liked it in the end. :)
A No Contest Story (3) Ten years after the last book, Joe has lost some of his mojo and a couple of his wives, but finds it and them again. Eddie has lost much of his audience but gains things sexually. All in all, if it was a contest between Joe and Eddie, it had come out a tie, as the two become best friends again.
You wouldn't purchase a new car without taking it for a test drive would you? Marriage is quite a bit more important than a car, so we did the test drive, so to speak. Tried the stick shift, checked the fluid levels, looked under the hood, and went for a spin.