This never would have happened if Amber had taken the Burger King job! The teenager goes to work in a proctologist's office, as a test subject. What does all this have to do with sperm? Plenty! "And what happens if I do this...?" seems to be the extent of Dr. Fuller's methodology, as she tests Amber's snug ass with an amusing variety of exploratory tools (including her wiggling index finger). But Amber is one sharp tack! It doesn't take her long to figure out what's really going on.
This is the bizarre but true story of how actress Alicia Silverstone watched me and a 16 year old schoolgirl masturbate one another in a fancy restaurant in LA.
Tom is a highschool senior whose sister, Pam, has been gone off to college for two years. On a visit home, Pam has a date with her former boyfriend, Rod, to try to rekindle an old romantic flame. When she comes home, she's frustrated, she finds Tom jacking off to a porn film, and she suddenly lets Tom know what she wants.
Ardent feminist scholar Bella Ramble travels west to wreak havoc on famous polygamist Uriah Bounty. However, Bella finds the wives of Uriah surprisingly happy with their lives, and finds her cold demeanor slowly slipping away under their influence. (inspired by material from "The Patriarch" by Nick, and Homer Vargas)
Val and Melina discuss the inconvenience of Jason being Val's son, given that he would make a great lover for her. Melina convinces her that it doesn't need to be an obstacle after all, and it all moves forward from there.