Masturbation Stories

Umeki was so lucky to have a neighbor like Mrs. Kiko. When she explains her concerns about her young son's lack of expertise with the opposite sex, Umeki volunteers to tutor the young boy with some "hands on" exercises. The fact that her husband was away on one of his long voyages added to her determination to erase the concern from her best friend's mind.

What if an escort company decided to take over the world? VBE is a juvenile rant against capitalism, sexism, celebrity, and the Entertainment-Industrial Complex. For the first time ever the whole sordid story is available here in condensed Reader's Digest format without all the clever graphics, provocative distractions, or subliminal messages embedded in the original VBE website. Note: The author received no compensation from product placement. (I did it out of the goodness in my heart)

Our hero has another encounter--more kinky than the last--with the horny MILF for whom he babysits. This is the kind of "formal dinner" that you remember all your life, with the tastiest course being Roberta!

This is a story of a 22 year old Latina, who finds herself getting into more and more negative sexual situations due to her submissive demeanor and lack of self-control.

Four chapter piece in which Erika Christensen reconnects with Evan Rachel Wood after starting her new celebrity life coaching business. Erika also faces off with her nemesis, evil Scientologist Jessica Feshbach, for the first time that she is aware.

Barbara is in her mid-30s but she has an insatisable sexual appetite for younger men, mainly in the teens or early 20s. She never fails to find a willing horny younger man who's hot to fuck a sexy woman with a wet hot pussy. This night with Robbie is no different.