This story is a parody of the Encyclopedia Brown mysteries. I'd be the first person to admit that I can't write short two or three page mysteries the way Donal J. Sobol does, but at least I can take his characters, age them a few years, and then put them in adult/sexual situations. This should be a fairly short story for me, and after it's done I'll start working on a new Ben 10 story or another Jason story, but in the meantime enjoy this one.
His mother and sister both had told him he should have never married in the first place. And perhaps he shouldn't have... but he had done so for reasons that he couldn't share with either one of them
A Twatmas Story (1) This isn’t your typical holly-jolly jerk-off holiday story.—unless your average includes spiked eggnog, naughty reindeer games and wife-swapping. Horny Naked women, huge tits, wet pussies, and big butts. Nick just turned 18 and he wanted an invite to his family's adult party - they didn't think he was ready, so he crashed the party and found out far more about his family than he could have ever imagined.
Many unique SOL only illustrations included.
A nun who lost her belief too late to live a different life. An asteroid about to impact. A bottle of vodka on the roof, and the inexplicable hand of fate. People usually part our world filled with regret that they could have been better. Not so our nun. The vodka may have had a hand. This time she doesn't get estranged from her family. This time they get really close, you could say. Let's see if she finds other things to regret this time around.
When the shop owners in eighteen years old Debbie's home town call her tabs due and she doesn't have a penny, what can she do? It's the middle of a recession, her parents are struggling too, and the only payment that comes to her mind isn't hard currency. Of course these immoral shop owners want more than she initially thought to offer, but Debbie may have found a new talent. Only, what happens if her parents find out? How deep does debauchery run in this boring town in the middle of nowhere?
Almost 40 years ago, our hero found a small Appalachian town where all the women had recently been blessed with bigger breasts and the men had become sterile. What did our hero do? Starts with minimal sex. That will change as as the story continues. (Tags include action in future updates)