A Christmas Story
The heartwarming story of one pirate's Christmas. What more could he wish for? He's in a safe port with a fast ship and a fine-spirited crew of scurvy seadogs, with several barrels of sweet rum, a lovely captive Spanish Governor's daughter willing to make sport, and a fine chest of gold and jewels! Well... perhaps not quite. The Rache Code (something to offend everyone) applies, but the sordid sex is largely tongue in cheek.
Bob was so happy to have a chance at this dream job; working at a Aerospace company designing Fighter Aircrafts and Missiles! But first he had to complete his Physical Examination before he could be hired as a full time employee! Let's just say that his wife Susan has a hand in just how this all might work out!
Brian Griffin still remembers the time he went dimension hopping and wants to see the hottest version of Lois in the multiverse. But when Lois is out, he finds Hot Meg crying over Connie. Just like regular Meg. Together, they put that bitch in her place.
At this point in time, Joyce and Mike are down on their luck. But when a friend suggests an approach to restoring their financial security, more happens than just what's in the bank account!