"What we've got here is something like an old pirate movie. There's a nice, fat Spanish galleon and an escort cruiser there. If we tangle with the cruiser, she'll fight – or run – or both – and we'll have trouble on our hands. Somebody will get hurt, or worse. The galleon is a different story. She can't fight and she can't run. All she can do is heave to, let us have what we want, and hope we keep her for a prize and not scuttle her." Only this pair were women, not ships...
When Don first met Leeza he thought she was a spoiled brat in need of spanking. In her father's eyes she could do no wrong. Read how a plane crash brings them together.
An older man hires a cleaning service to take care of things around the house. One day, a young lady he knew years ago shows up for work. She goes from being a "helping hand" to something so much more.
A father abruptly tells his daughter that she should start doing porn because of her petite body and features. She refuses at first, but after looking at herself in the mirror, she considers the idea.
Teenaged Richie Cunningham is stuck at home with his little sister. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, she overhears him admitting that he got shot down by his date the night before. But just when he's most bummed out, little sister comes to the rescue. (Celeste's score: 10, 9, 9)