A lazy Sunday afternoon story about the perfect transsexual girlfriend. You know, the one who doesn't mind fucking your best friends in the living room?
It was intended to be just a simple night of passion between him and his devoted mistress, the Green Fairy… La Fée Verte, but will his usual l'heure verte "Green Hour" dreams of love now become real instead?
When Brady Damron's plane is cancelled he is forced to spend a weekend in Starkville Mississippi and meets a sorority girl Darlie Simpson and takes her to a lodge at a local resort. He learns that Darlie has quite a history with her father and begins a weekend of raucous sex. Later Wilma Dillard joins them for a midnight romp.
He's frustrated. Things didn't work out quite right on Monday or Wednesday, and Friday was a complete disaster. It's been over a week - is Sunday the day?
(The fifth of the Chocolate Morsels.)
Philip arrives home sporting a black eye earned defending his mother's dubious honor from schoolyard taunts. His grandmother gives him a bath and more. Then the nice lady next door teaches him a few tricks. Grandma comes back and teaches him some more. Finally, his abundantly endowed mom arrives and he shows her what he just learned.