Romance Stories

Sigificant changes in the lifestyle, skills or attitudes of the charactors.
Finally recognizing the chains of her repressed, germ-phobic, prudish attitude, Lois asks her brother-in-law for help before she loses her husband. She begins a surprising educational journey.

Sigificant changes in the lifestyle, skills or attitudes of the charactors.
Will a germ phobic prude allow anal contact? Could she dare to touch one? How does her constantly rejected husband feel about this improbability? Let's try a shower intro to Asses and see.

The leprechaun smiled and snapped his fingers. There was a flash of green and gold light, and when it cleared, there was the bottle along with three filled glasses sitting on the table. John gawked at the bottle and yelled, "No way." The leprechaun asked, "Aren't you gonna have a drink with me?" Each of them picked up a glass. John took a sip and noticed the whiskey tasted smooth. After that, he leaned over and asked the leprechaun, "Can you really grant any wish?"

An old English saying dating from the 1720s, "it never rains, it pours", means if you suffer one misfortune you're often beset by a series of disasters. This saying was adapted in a 1914 US advertise for a company selling salt so well packaged that the salt would never get wet and clog, hence the slogan "When it rains, it pours". Everybody gets those times when everything goes wrong, only I've notched it up to "When it Snows". Lots of profanity and healthy sex between wrinklies.