Sitting in a bar one night, our narrator flashes back to the night he and his now wife each lost their virginity while out parking by the lake -- and the current misery that was created by that night. Based on the Meatloaf hit "Paradise by the Dashboard Light"
Yacht Club Vinnie's been invited to initiate his girlfriend's sister into public sex and bondage. Miss Manners never said anything about how to handle this sort of situation.
After ten months as a couple, Kevin Rivera and Oscar Venkman cross the final frontier at last. This momentous event passes neither unnoticed nor unremarked by Carl and Beth Rivera.