Lubrican: Stories

A Naughty Nursery Rhyme
A humerous look at the way we wish Dick and Jane stories would have been written when we were kids. Written in the style of Dick and Jane, we get to see them in their teenage years, when hormones flow. This is satire, not stroke.

Bobby was a fourteen year old boy, who still took baths with his mother. He was used to it, and didn't think a thing about it. But the boys at school talked about things he didn't understand, and, when he asked his mother about them... bath time changed. Codes will be updated as the story progresses. / (Reviews)

An Uncle Bob Story
Mandy's visiting her Uncle's ranch and has a special relationship with a wild Mustang that leads to an even MORE special relationship with her Uncle. Uncle Bob's the Stallion and Mandy's the Mare.

Valerie was my best friend, when we were kids. Then we grew up and, somehow, grew apart. Maybe it had something to do with her catching me jerking off. She seemed distant, after that. She looked happy, but I wasn't. Not down deep. I needed my buddy back. But I knew she thought I was a pervert. Did time really heal wounds? All I could do was hope so.

An Uncle Bob Story
I'm one of triplets. My brother, sister and I have no idea who our father is. We may even have different fathers. We live with our Uncle Bob. He's a nudist. He's really good at putting sunscreen on me out by the pool. We kids didn't think it was strange that Mom slept in Uncle Bob's room. We didn't think it was strange that we kids all slept in the same bed either. And by the time we were in high school, we didn't want it any other way. Our life was unconventional. But we liked it that way. / (Reviews)

An Uncle Bob Story
When fourteen-year-old Erica had questions about boys and sex, she went to her Uncle Bob to get answers. He was reluctant, at first, but it wasn't too difficult for her to wear him down. She didn't want the full experience, just some exposure to what she was convinced she wouldn't get because she was so boyish-looking. She liked the answers she got. Everything was going just fine … but then her mother found out about it.

Lost in a storm, they could only keep warm one way. The football team manages to knock up every one of the cheerleaders, including the sponsor.