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The ethereal being, almost ghostly in appearance, turned sideways to study James, a nod of amusement gracing his spectral features.
"I had long since relinquished hope, whiling away my existence at the bottom of a bottle. And then, word reached me of a young man wielding a whip and bearing the Belmont icon. Hm, it seems fate is not without its sense of irony," he mused. "Here I find you, encircled by vampires, whip in hand, teetering on the brink of utter defeat."
"I wouldn't say utter," James mused, a hint of defiance in his voice. His eyes held a steady, unyielding gaze, reflecting a resolve not easily shaken. Despite the dire circumstances, there was an undiminished spark of resilience in him, a refusal to concede to the seemingly overwhelming odds. His response, though brief, spoke volumes of his character – one not easily bowed, even in the face of ancient and formidable adversaries. The vampire, towering and imposing with long, blond hair and skin as pale as death, smiled at the irony lacing his words.
"It feels good to be alive again," he declared, a sense of revitalization evident in his tone. His presence was both menacing and captivating, a paradox that seemed to define his very essence. He turned to the other vampires, snarling and snapping and smiled, almost sadly. “I am Alucard, son of Dracula, fight me and die, like many thousands of vampires before you.”
So basically in the story, the guy comes home and fucks the shit out of his wife. It's fucking primal, and when she asks why, he groans and cries out, "Cold Fucking Fusion." Been trying to find it loool, with no luck and YES. I typed that in to no avail.
How is this not massive fucking news, has anyone on here, encountered actual Men in Black? And I'm not talking Will Smith... oO
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