Ring of Seed: Campy & Playful — a collection from
Ring of Seed
Horny, silly, over-the-top M/M smut. Tongue-in-cheek daddy/grandpa kink, exaggerated dialogue, porn-parody energy, ridiculous scenarios, and zero shame.
Expect campy priests being delightfully depraved, villa sluts drama (Love Island vibes but with breeding), train-car quickies, Downton-inspired elegant filth (butlers, lords, drawing-room teasing turned filthy), and laird smut with galloping horses neighing and judging as silent witnesses. Absurdly horny older men seducing eager twinks with winks, bad pickup lines, and theatrical moans.
All characters 18+. Light-hearted explicit content.
A bored young heir returns to his Scottish estate and discovers the real danger isn’t the ledgers — it’s the staff. Gardener, butler, stablemaster: older; married; rough. They take turns filling him, claiming the line through his hole. Consensual, campy, filthy, and completely ridiculous.
A quiet ecumenical synod. Five older priests arrive expecting doctrinal debate. They leave leaking. A young liaison with a clipboard turns the gathering into a week-long competition of who can: take the most; hold the longest; beg the loudest; leak the least. Blindfolds, guessing games, holy items as plugs, arses presented like competing portals. They pout, sabotage, crowning themselves “biggest slut” while the twink narrator owns them all. No redemption. No moral comfort.