A The Fey Folk Story Crystal is reeling from a devastating breakup. She thought her boyfriend of three years would understand, and possibly even be aroused by her secret attraction to other women. She couldn't have been more wrong. She's going to need a Christmas miracle to find herself again, and the appearance of a mysterious map and key might just lead her along that path.
A Tale from the Western Continent
After losing his eyes to a medusa, dark elven assassin Gheeran has a major crisis of faith. No eyesight, no way to ply his trade, no future in his band of cut-throat outcasts - what's a guy like him to do? As it turns out - a lot!
Moses sees an illusionist doing card tricking in a shopping centre, reminding him of how he started 70 years ago. He decides to show him what a real magician can conjure up.
He comes home to find his wife masturbating to one of his porn movies. He confronts her about it and then has her repeat the performance... with him watching her!