In college you meet a great girl. You get invited to spend the winter break with her and her family. Her family proves pretty great, too! This is a parody that grew a back-story. I figure it has something for everyone to hate. If crazy lit-smut isn't your bag, don't read it.
Jake Anderson's shuttle crashes on an unknown planet that he believes is uninhabited. Alie is the only other person on the planet and she hates men, with good reason. How will they find common ground? Can Jake ease Alie's loneliness?