This is the story of two men; one at the beginning of his sexual life and one closer to the end. Each crosses generational boundaries to fulfill their needs. Not without consequences.
Three builders working on repairs to a house in an expensive street have been watching a well groomed lady of a "certain age" arrive perhaps twice a week to visit her equally well groomed and mature friend.2 of the builders call the ladies the "old farts" while the other feels the stirrings of sexual attraction as he looks at them.If he knew what goes on behind closed doors he'd realise these "older ladies" aren't for him but are nothing like "old farts" at all!
Secret Agent, James Blonde, faces his most difficult, yet rewarding mission, when he is forced to pay a little visit to Chrystal Heights. Question: What happens when you mix Ian Fleming, J.K. Rowling, Raymond Chandler, Monty Python and Erotic Bimbo author extraordinaire, Chrystal Wynd? Answer: An absurd parody that I hope will make you all laugh and give you a warm feeling (in your men and lady parts, that is, lol). Enjoy!
After she finds pictures of her husband and her best friend, Suzie decides to get her own: she'd been fascinated by the practice of 'dogging' that she ran across on the internet. She found a 'dogging' location and her adventures began.
Pete finally meets the lady on the other end of the phone. After talking for almost a year they decide to meet for coffee and a walk around the mall. The rest, as they say, is history.
A Holmes Detective Agency story Ned and Brighton are invited to help the church regain a stolen icon. The icon has remained hidden for centuries due to its contentious content. Not a tale for the unwary - it will contain blasphemous material