A Dysfunctional Magic Kingdom Story When the Magic Kingdom spirals out of control, even little steps, like the return of a hero, a former US Marine, along with a gun-toting nymphomaniac Duchess, several former fairies, and a few surprised friends sounds like a good idea. Once again, it's time for a complete rampage through the dodgier corners of a very dysfunctional Magic Kingdom, smiting the wicked on behalf of another very pissed off Fairy Godmother... and Mother Nature herself! Lots of gratuitous everything! Starts SLOW...
Imagine a scenario: You accidentally ingest a wine containing dog testicles. The following day, you discover a third testicle [third ball] has grown in your groin, and your pet dog begins to speak to you with human clarity. What would be your reaction?
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When Richie's patience was being heavily tested by his girlfriend Harper, a strange witch offers a trade: his frustrating cow for a access to a fistful of beans and the promise of the best of the best of the best girls to replace Harper.
Young Esther performs an act of kindness for an old crone and is rewarded in a most unexpected way. Is the hag what she appears to be, or is she an enchantress in disguise? This is a fairy tale to set beside The Nervous Princess and The Shoemaker's Daughters. Illustration by Bruno Traven.
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It was nearly midnight on Christmas Eve and Sherry was feeling totally out of sorts, facing a Christmas Day on her own once again, which wasn't at all what she had planned. With nothing better to do she had retired to bed early, but no sooner had her head touched the pillow when there was a loud banging on the front door of her cottage.
Cari Creambottom is a lonely, overworked Christmas elf. On the verge of getting fired from Santa's Workshop, she's on a mission to redeem herself. She must get eggnog produced by a group of all-male elves. It's going to take more than 'pretty please' to get the job done. What's a naughty elf to do? The Seasons of Love series follows these sultry elves. Each book corresponds with a holiday/season.