The follow on piece to A Treatise on Masturbation, which was restricted, for the most part, to the male engagement in that activity. Now some advice for the ladies is provided so that they, too, may dive into the warm pool that is the ultimate in satisfaction.
One evening, a little high from the THC dummies, our hero, Sam, discovers that he is living with an alien, and that the earth has been long overrun by creatures from distant galaxies! There is a character from Brooklyn in this story, and I have used phonetic spellings to imitate his English. Based on the speech of a now dearly departed friend. But if you are offended by this, then pass on reading it. You must not have enough of a sense of humor anyway! LOL
Two young brides flee a polygamous cult when the patriarch can't father more children. They don't know what it is the old man can't do, so Frank shows them. Later he bluffs his way in to take the old man's place, and ultimately sets everyone free.
Carl is a divorced man, who is spending the night before Halloween alone because his daughter decided to go to a party instead. But when shopping he sees a rabbit costume, so decides to crash the party and check up on her. This is an extended version of my earlier story "Harvey". Most of the story is the same, but the ending is different. In short, it is no longer a "Dark Tale" in the same way as I gave it a happier ending.