Humor Stories

A Naughty Nursery Rhyme
A humerous look at the way we wish Dick and Jane stories would have been written when we were kids. Written in the style of Dick and Jane, we get to see them in their teenage years, when hormones flow. This is satire, not stroke.

A Mel Story
Poker, bourbon, and blues—Mel’s not just playing to win, she’s here to burn it down. When a crooked bet draws her into a smoky showdown, she schools the table, then drags a drifter out back for a heat-soaked alley brawl of bodies and bravado. Neon hums, the jukebox moans, and Mel rides every beat like a storm in heels. Dirty-talking, whiskey-drenched, and wild to the core—this is one red-hot mama you don’t try to tame.

A Christmas Story
Some Christmas presents don't come in boxes, covered with pretty paper and bows. Sometimes the best presents are something altogether different and unexpected. (A sweet, short Christmas drabble.)

OK, this little bit of silliness is completed. Let's see if I can get cracking on Paul & Paula 21. I actually wrote this before I came up with the kids, and it's the first time I used the names Paul and Paula for a couple. However, it is not THAT Paul and Paula. There's no sex in this story, though it's obviously something Julie does.

Film school 101

Love, creatures, and photons—can the best minds in the world untangle this mashup? The corporate facility known as VEIL wants to be the first to achieve maximum quantum entanglement. This revolutionary project could produce computers rivaling the human brain. But during a full-scale test, something goes wrong, creating a portal that entangles our world with another dimension. This portal lets fantastical creatures escape the wrath of their loveless ruler drawn to love in ours.

A Caddymaster Story
This is the twenty second story in the Caddymaster saga. Jackie's new young neighbors can't wait to experience the same kind of New England hospitality that Jackie's dad gave to their mother, who is also the aunt of their cousin, Clara.