Humor Stories

A Filthy Tales for Wicked Grown-Ups Story
Red Riding Hood is all grown up—and she’s done playing the innocent. With wine on her lips and scandal in her step, she heads into the woods where a submissive Wolf lurks, a well-endowed Woodsman swings his axe, and Granny’s house hides more than tea and gossip. When the red cloak comes off, Red takes control—rewriting the tale with moans, mayhem, and a very accommodating bed.

A Story in the Manatee Bay Universe
My daughter's elementary school burns down, and I get the call to civic duty.

Little Sally thinks her parents are weird but she might have an explanation. All she has to do is find out if the explanation is true or not. Caution: The "minimal" sex is between adults and off-stage. / (Reviews)

Otto was headed for Yuma, but things kept happening to delay his journey. First, it was Comanches, then it was a woman, and who knows what else he'll encounter. 1876 was a tough year all around! Join him and his Great Danes as they travel through NMT, headed toward Yuma. A couple of monster dogs can come in mighty handy when you have to face hostiles! / (Reviews)

A Story in the Old Man's Musings Universe
Another Grandpa Jones Story. God decides to pull the plug on mankind. His angels remind him that he needs to follow the rules before destroying Man. God has to interview a human before he can destroy Man. The selection process is onerous, but they finally settle on Grandpa Jones. Does God know what he's in for?

These three stories are true. Everyone has had a few strange or unusual experiences and these are some of mine.

Carla had resolved to marry as a virgin, like her Mum, who taught her to deflect suitors' ardour with HJs or BJs. Carla had one boyfriend, a neighbour but never a life long contender. From afar Carla loved Bryan, who never asked her to date, but time was running out, Bryan's last Eve before a Short Service Commission and Military College, so Carla asked him out. Who would've guessed they were both Master and Mistress of the oral arts, that each lost control and contact. Fast forward 4 years....

Back in 1960, a small gas station in New Mexico mounted a modest effort to win the Gusher Gas Economy Run. Stranger things have happened.