The (mostly) true story of a man, seized by the desire to please his wife. The result is an extraordinarily educational experience of a lifetime. Was the outcome worth the pain? Was my psyche maimed for life? A repost of a story originally posted on another site.
In Part 1 of the story, Carl won the 1.4 billion dollar lottery and collected his winnings. During Part 1, Carl experienced media outlets invading his privacy and publishing the details of his private life. An angry Carl considered how he can attain revenge. Part 2 continues the story of Carl's life and his efforts to combat the media outlets that invade and publish the details of an average person's personal life. Is he successful?
If you're not already member of the Peanut Gallery, this story will surely seem obscure. Puppet sexuality? If you're a Howdy Doody fan, do read on. If you watched TV with a sibling... Well, I can't speak for you.
If you are having a bad day and need a lift, perhaps reading the items under this title will give you a pick up. I hope you enjoy!! Feel free to forward to friends. Be advised the jokes you are enjoying were not created by Jack Spratt but are from many sources, many are from readers. I claim no copy-right to any of them.