Humor Stories

A Priapus and Jimmy Story
This is a story loaded with sex! Jimmy receives a gift from the Greek god Priapus that all boys would give a testicle for, maybe both. This is the continuing story of how Jimmy becomes a high priest of sex and the ruler of the Universe. He reconciles with Aphrodite and Athena and fights other Gods. If you don't like sex, skip this one. There is so much sex that you may have trouble finding the philosophy and social comment hidden within the story.

A divorce woman wishes things were different

A story based on the sitcom WKRP IN CINCINATTI.
This is an erotic twist of an actual episode of the show where shy Bailey Quarters finally dares to as Johnny Fever out on a date. Things get out of hand when their date is intruded upon by one staff member after another leaving Bailey to fend for herself.

Another 1000 word challenge. In this case, telling a joke.

Interested in the history of welding? If not, how about? "Ooooh! Oooooooh!" as the leading man drives his living steel shaft deeper and deeper within me. "Oui, mon amour! Ohhh!" Or, "How to flux his hot-rolled cylinder and get riveted."

Part of Travel and Adventures
A murder leads to mayhem for a clueless husband. / (Reviews)

(This story was a 2005 Golden Clitorides Finalist) A middle-aged rogue is surprised by the enthusiasm of his latest young conquest -- even an old dog can learn something new.

A Story in the Old Man's Musings Universe
Grandpa Jones is in the hospital. That doesn't prevent him from providing a teaching moment for his favorite granddaughter and her boy friend. He wondered afterward, if anything he said made sense to them.