This is a story revolving around The Amazing Spider-Man and the Catwoman. Some liberty was taken with the characters, but I hope it stays true to the originals.
A Story in the Ol' Blues Eyes - Jake River's Eighth Invitational Universe
Deputy Rick Dawson knew that someone (the infamous Doritos Bandito) was stealing trucks full of the tasty junk food – but why? Little did he realize that in order to solve this mystery he’d have to spend a night dancing under the stars. A short screwy tale of love and tasty triglycerides.
Axel, a College boy studying at the University og Georgia, accidently learns that his sisters and mother have set up a Internet sex site. Could it really be true? Are they selling environmentally friendly dildos? Tiger Woody? He rushes home to Miami to confront them.