Student/Part-time Library employee, working during the slow period between Christmas and New Years, finds a teen girl reading a sex magazine and masturbating in the library. He decides to help.
This is meant as a humerous interlude not a sex story. A naval attache meets a beautiful woman at a embassy reception in Kiev, Ukraine. The have a quick tryst and later he finds out who she really is.
It's Christmas Eve, and your beloved author hears a tapping as if someone gently rapping, rapping at his fireplace door in this Edgar Allan Poe-m parody for the holiday season.
These are memories of my 45 years working in the Electric Power Field. Mostly as an Electric Journeyman Lineman climbing and building power lines across America. Traveling Linemen were called "Tramps". Many of my expressions, terms, tool names and actions are used only in the Lineman Trade. I will try to explain them as I go and try not to interrupt the stories. (Which, by the way, are mostly true)
Cats and sex enhance our lives, although in most unpredictable ways. Cats aren't great sexual loves, and we usually arrange certain surgery. They find other ways to exchange love. These are tales (tails?) of true sensual affection -- in no way bestiality. Would a feline SOL have a code for humanity? I promise I laughed hysterically once I stopped screaming in the true story.
An accident at school leaves Billy Norton mute and full of every kind of psychic ability. He accidentally enslaves 3 women and deliberately enslaves 3 more at their request. This is the story of how he cleans up the school bully situation and stops, at least temporarily, Muslim terrorism. Billy comes up with a way to get the attention of every Muslim on Earth!