Humor Stories

A Retro Team Story
This is the SECOND story in the series. The Retro Team is now official and (most of the time) working for the Galactic Council. They have some weird and wonderful adventures which put their special abilities to the test. You need to read the stories in the order posted for them to make sense.

A guy and his family's, life is turned upside down, when he plans a little surprise for his wife one day, and he finishes up getting an even bigger surprise himself! How he handles the situation at the time and how his feelings change over the following few years, although he doesn't discuss his feelings directly. Its another one of those, "You don't know what you've got (or what you will miss), until you ain't not got it no more!" stories!

If you had only a few months to live, how would you mess with people? Would you screw them over or help them out? "In Xanada did Kublai Khan build a stately Palace..." Experimental fiction I wrote for a class.

She was out by her car, ready to leave for work when he walked up and complimented her on her dress. Then he asked for her panties...

Can you be the bait, the catch, and the fisherman too? A lovely woman and her playboy friend team up to reel in partners in pleasure. When they go clubbing they always come away with at least one fish on the line.

Do you know a blonde? Have they said or done something that left you gaping at them in confusion so great as to make you question your senses? Do you wonder if they might be mentally retarded in some diagnosable way that has gone unnoticed? Is the blonde in your life making your life a waking opium dream of confusion? There is help. Fathers of Blondes Anonymous welcomes anyone who is having trouble coping with the blonde in their life, be it daughter, wife, or others. The coffee is always fresh.