Humor Stories

Do you know a blonde? Have they said or done something that left you gaping at them in confusion so great as to make you question your senses? Do you wonder if they might be mentally retarded in some diagnosable way that has gone unnoticed? Is the blonde in your life making your life a waking opium dream of confusion? There is help. Fathers of Blondes Anonymous welcomes anyone who is having trouble coping with the blonde in their life, be it daughter, wife, or others. The coffee is always fresh.

If you had only a few months to live, how would you mess with people? Would you screw them over or help them out? "In Xanada did Kublai Khan build a stately Palace..." Experimental fiction I wrote for a class.

Man discovers an article in Cosmo indicates his wife's infidelity.

When Sam Hill agreed to a marriage of convenience with his frustrated female friend Deanna, he never would have guessed that it would become a lot more than just a partnership with benefits. Life has a funny way of changing your priorities and perspectives, even for pessimists and cynics like him.

A night of watching "The Purge" leads to a question whose answer would change the brother/sister relationship that Julian had with his stepsister Marcy for good.

A story in the Bare Paw Ranch Universe Universe
Continuation of Bare Paw Ranch where the cheerleaders come to visit.

A Retro Team Story (2)
This is the SECOND story in the series. The Retro Team is now official and (most of the time) working for the Galactic Council. They have some weird and wonderful adventures which put their special abilities to the test. You need to read the stories in the order posted for them to make sense.