Fan fic from the sitcom Reba, where Reba tries to teach Van a lesson or two by pretending that a hypnosis kit works, only to have it actually work. The results are, well, comic gold (I hope). Try to keep a sense of humor about this and enjoy it if it gets you off.
Run away wife returns to her husband and daughter. He puts her on probation with them until she has had a doctor's examination including checking for STDs. She was found to have no STDs and he began making love with her again.