Masturbation Stories

When a teenage boy finds a lost magic wand, fun times are about to begin.

Spreading the word of God in the more rural parts of the Empire is a tedious and thankless task. The Rector has found a way to have a happy ending in his labors in the field and has cast his seed in all directions like it is described in the books of the old testament.

It should be so familiar that it worries you... Extra points if you can tell me why. :-) Another classic story butchered in a way that only I can. :-) "He smiled, and pumped. I quivered. He bent his head down and quickly licked one of my nipples. I jumped, and when he managed to catch the other one on the next stroke I was committed to coming again."

A young man, disappointed with his new wife's inability to live up to his immature sexual expectations, gives her a drug that a friend of his recommends, a form of date rape drug he his friend picked up in Mexico. He takes his wife out to a nearby town and once the drug begins to take effect he starts to live out some of his depraved fantasies. He picks the wrong men to help him experiment with and things soon get out of hand.

Mike Harris remembers when flying was a pleasure, a time when hosties were young, pretty and attentive; a time when passengers comfort and satisfaction came first; a time when hosties wore stockings. On a flight long ago Mike met an attractive mature hostess who gave him a footjob in his seat and later shagged him in the khazi.

"Silly.... to be so afraid... of us..." Nora hissed as she ran hands across her own thighs and ass. "Men should stop worrying about where we came from, and just start fucking me more!" she moaned. Her skin darkened into a Hindu-Indian complexion as she attempted to grow five inches of jutting breast in less than ten seconds. Nora struggled to heft bowling-ball-sized tits as she groaned her lust at the heavens.

Jennifer and Gwen thought that when the bimbos upstairs were kicked out their lives would be perfect. Little did they know it started them on their path to replace them.

A Story in the The Office Universe
Julie is getting married. She also works at Hubbard & Assoc., which means she'll have plenty of experience to fall back on.