A Twisted Fairy Tale We've all heard the politically correct story of the little wooden puppet whose nose grew when he lied. But it wasn't his nose that grew. Oh no. Now you can learn what all those up-tight people never wanted you to know about the real story, and why the trees did so much better after Gepetto made his puppet.
Siblings Emma and Mike Baker, high school students, live in a tiny city apartment with their two parents. Surprise! After three years of exile there, they're returning to their suburban house, and reconnecting with their next-door neighbors and friends, Dora and Paul Lincoln. All four are similar ages, but puberty has changed them. A lot. Their four parents are reconnecting too. The Lincolns have added a pool, and some pineapple-themed decor. Hmm.
Once upon a time, my aunt asked me if I wanted to see her tits. I balked, said no, and she never asked again. This was the road not taken. What would have happened if I'd said yes? A short, stroke story with no plot, just wish fulfillment. The answer is yes, aunty, I do. Edited by my editor, any mistake are mine alone.
A coming of age story for a group of early teens coming of age in the late 1950's. Larry enjoys the attentions of the girls in his school, and around his neighborhood.
Peter's wife thought he was having an affair with his secretary at work. Well he was but that was beside the point. She started to flirt and flash their nephew that was staying with them while he finished his degree.