Safe Sex Stories

My cousin invites me over to help paint her apartment. In the nude. Which leads to fucking. And then her mother walks in. Before long, everybody is naked. And painting and fucking. You know, a story you've heard before, but with a new twist or two.

When I agreed to a chill weekend at my best friend's place, I didn’t expect his older brother Dylan to be back—or to look like that. I should’ve looked away. I didn’t.

He was the shy type until he discovered he had that special Magic touch that all females desired. The gift to make them pant and beg for him to give them his special kind of loving.

What if an escort company decided to take over the world? VBE is a juvenile rant against capitalism, sexism, celebrity, and the Entertainment-Industrial Complex. For the first time ever the whole sordid story is available here in condensed Reader's Digest format without all the clever graphics, provocative distractions, or subliminal messages embedded in the original VBE website. Note: The author received no compensation from product placement. (I did it out of the goodness in my heart)