I was invited to a speedo orgy down in Sydney a few years ago. I couldn't make it but the host was kind enough to send me this description of all the fun I missed out on.
A psychological examination of an Incel and the reasons and causes of his Inceldom in a fictional short story. Some scenes and situations may be disturbing to some readers. Reader discretion is advised.
A man and his wife share a conversation, but he can't get a word in. She' learned a few secrets about her husband that he hasn't been willing to discuss with her before now.
BallOdes is a series of unrelated erotic poems, mainly about the male genitalia and the sexual satisfaction derived from the blatant exhibition of same. The title is a play on the words "ballads" and "odes", combining both as "BallOdes", or ballads to balls. These poems are dedicated to those who have them and those who love them: Long may they swing!
Many people tell of the Bang Bus, trekking it's way cross-country to find as many lovely and eager ladies to shag as possible. But this time they find women from all over the worlds of cartoons and beyond to have fun.
WRITTEN BY MICHAEL: It all started when I noticed a hickey on my wife's neck. I just got a glimpse of it but I knew instantly what it was and that I hadn't put it there.