Chapter 3: The Date

Maria---I’m Connie’s sister-in-law. I am so happy here on the O’Shea ranch in South America. I was never big on Connie and my husband Marcus’ idea of growing pot. They thought they could get away with planting it like a crop since there were no more airplanes looking at the fields. If it had not been for Uncle Tommy, we would all be in prison! Instead, I am managing the greenhouse for the ranch. I start vegetable plants from seed. When they are ready, Marcus and Connie transplant them into the gardens that supply both the hotel and the worker’s kitchen. I grew up outside the city, so I love living up here. Sometimes we go fishing on the lake and other times we hike on the trails. To me this is heaven!

The only problem is Connie. I feel so sorry for him. Back in the States he had lots of girlfriends. The guy is good looking and very outgoing. But up here there is just no single women. There was a couple working at the hotel. One was a maid, and she was not bad looking. Connie did go out with her, once. She turned out to be a prostitute! When Mrs. O’Shea found out about her making extra income off the guests she fired her. That girl was on the next plane leaving for the city.

The other girl was not Connie’s type. She was a little chunky. Okay she was a big fat girl, get the picture?

Everyone else was taken. That is until I had lunch one day with the new schoolteacher. Even though she is a lesbian she asked about Connie. I told her our story. The very next day she sat down with me again but this time she was with the cook, her partner, Helena.

Over lunch we talked ‘girl’ talk. They wanted to know all about Connie and his family. Things like what his dad looked like. I showed them pictures of his mom and dad I had on my phone. They even asked about his grandparents. Things like what they died of and if any were bald. The conversation really got weird when they asked about the size of his cock!

I had no idea what size cock Connie has so we all giggled. Then Julia asked about Marcus.

“Does he have a big cock?”

“Well, I don’t want to brag but I believe it is bigger than normal. I mean I really don’t know about things like that. Marcus was my first and only. Know what I mean?” I guess they did because that ended the talk about cocks.

Then Julia asked, “Do you think Connie would like to go out with us?”

“You mean on a date like with both of you? At the same time?”

“Exactly. A threesome. Know what I mean?”

By the look in Julia’s eye and the grin on Helena’s face I knew exactly what she meant. I smiled and said, “Of course he would. Would you like me to set it up? How about tomorrow night? Maybe he could meet you two for dinner and drinks at the hotel. You could get to know him and then, let nature take its course.”

“Perfect! Say around 8 pm? We live in the hut behind the hotel so don’t be surprised if he is late getting back to his room.”

“Real late!” said Helena as they both laughed.

We finished our conversation with me promising them that Connie would be there. Then we all left for our jobs. I could hardly wait to tell Connie he was going to get laid! And by two girls! This is probably one of his fantasies. Maybe every man’s fantasy. He is going to be so pleased with me!