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1: Size Really Does Matter by Leigh Whistler The brutality of this story is over the top. But I can't deny that reading it got me very turned on.
I enjoyed the sequel - Evening the Score with Eddie - very much as well, and found it emotionally satisfying. But it isn't as much of a turn-on.