Notification of maintenance: In the next week we have to upgrade the servers due to increased demand. That may result in outages as we make the upgrades. Sorry for any inconvenience.
Gives me a flashback to a time when, while nothing more than exchanges of hot looks took place, I entered a new school. A supervisor was teaching as in-service training. The actual teacher and I mistook each other -- she thought I was a student teacher while I thought she was the only reasonably mature female. We eventually straightened it out, with laughs.