Old. Grumpy. Yeah, I know that's taken.
I'd try gourmand but you shouldn't actually cook and NEVER EAT or feed your dog my recipes.
Funny story about the pen name. Or it was funny at the time.
USofA, East Coast. Retired / Retried.
Dogs not cats. Unless I'm hungry enough. Then, cats not dogs.
Disgustingly serious and staid. PErfexioni5tic.