Probably not what you expect from the title. Sometimes I just like to amuse myself.

Daddy Doggie had a bad day. The postman never showed up and Daddy Doggie spent several hours lurking under the hedge in the front yard. Then, to add dampness to delay, someone turned on the lawn sprinkler. Not fun. He thought he’d get some exercise and dry off. So he decided to chase some cars. But before he even dried himself off the car stopped. And he caught it. This had never happened before. I mean what do you do when you’ve been chasing a car and you catch it It’s too big to bury. If you bark at it, it just sits there and ignores you. And even if you bite it ... well, a word to the wise, don’t.

So Daddy Doggie started wandering home. He saluted some fire hydrants and light poles. But his heart wasn’t in it. He was just going through the motions. Then he heard some shouting and barking.

He followed the sounds to an open doorway. Looking in, he saw a number of dogs and humans. A band was playing. He started listening and heard Elvis! (Hound Dog) and Patty Page! (Doggie in the Window). And a bunch of other doggone good songs about dogs.