Will Yew Fuck My Ma?
by Tony Tiger
Copyright© 2020 by Tony Tiger
Author’s note: Some of the dialogue must be read phonetically since I have tried to give the story the flavor of where it occurs. Say it out loud if necessary. Just think of the Beverly Hillbillies and you will catch on.
“Well it’s bin a plesur sippin shine with yew. Why don chew foller me home? Ah’d lak fer yew ter meet up with my Maw. Yeer about the same age, Ah think, and she needs compney while Paw’s in jail. Yew said yew don’t have no girlfriend so Ah though yew’d lak som pussy. She’ll be glad ter give yew some, Ah think.”
“How der I know that? Well, it’s lak this. Maw’s been a fukkin since she were purty yung sew she’s real use ter gittin it. Some of us fambly boys would take care of her while Paw’s locked up but this new church says that’s ‘insekts’ and we ain’t surposed ter do it with fambly. Ah guess thet wives fukkin men who are not fambly is ok cause the preacher does it a lot with em himself. Maw is horny and yew are clean and nahse enuf Ah thinks.”
“Maw has had six kids but she’s nahse and tight cause thet baby docter sewed her up after the last won. And he cut some kinda tubes sew she won’t git knocked up no more. We wuz all glad of thet. And Ah hopes yew laks big swingin titties cause thets whut six kids does. Ah loved playin with em when Ah was bangin her. Ah miss thet terrible. Can’t hump ma sister neither so we trade off with the next door kids tew git our dick dippins. Their maw has nice titties though and laks em played with too but she ain’t as purdy as my Maw.”
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